Stream Of Consciousness Sept. 1

Hotter than Hades today... 108 in da shade... Spent all day inside in full retreat from the unrelenting global warming... I read that Hollywood attributes this summer's good box office to global warming... Good Gawd... they have no shame... Just heard Britney's "Comeback Song": It's called "Gimme More." I say, Gimme less of it... infantile repetitive nonsense from the bald one. At the opposite end of the spectrum, newer stuff from Collective Soul comes out tomorrow, featuring the single, "Hollywood.." Catchy little dittie.. I heard it live on Jay Leno.... I'm running out of room at the house for the stuff I had at Advanced Video... equipment that I didn't include in the SALE... Oh, I didn't announce that? Sorry. Yeah. Sold. Done-O-Rama... The Big 8-6. I don't miss it yet,.. Not likely to any time soon... Steven went to his first dance, and it was of course, a bit of a snooze... 7th grade dances don't exactly set the standard in entertainment,.,,.. Damn Mexican trucks are a comin... I'm warning you, someone's gonna get killed by some idiot taking his siesta behind the wheel...... I'd like to have a Halloween costume this year from the Holy Grail... I wonder where I'd find that garb... It's looking pretty good for a Sept. start at Valencia Lexus.,.. US Auto sales are at ten year lows, so I'm not gonna try to sell Saturn or Ford.... I hear gas might go down below $2.00 a gallon in CALIFORNIA by Xmas.... WHY????? I put the dog picture up for no good reason... I will start adding my own videos soon, as Blogger now allows direct video posting (No Youtude nonsense)......
Have a good Labor Day!

Random um...Ramblings

These bricks appear to connect to the top AND bottom of a stack of bricks, without going up or down... (cue spooky music) Yoiks, Skoob!!! Let's get outa here!!


I got a heads-up from a relative saying
THERE IS A SCAM going around, where a man or men, will ask what perfume / cologne you wear and offer you a "similar scent" for much less, and produce a card for you to comparison sniff...
If you do, you'll get woozy and weak, as it IS ETHER. Don't fall for it.
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ANN COULTER, On Jerry Falwell:
".......Actually, there was one small item I think Falwell got wrong regarding his statement after 9/11 that "the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians — who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle — the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen.'"

First of all, I disagreed with that statement because Falwell neglected to specifically include Teddy Kennedy."
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If anyone reading this has ANY of these chairs / sofas, please don't invite me over... We just won't get along....

The Popular Science Awards are out this week for new gadgets / inventions...
Click here, to see VELCRO 2.0, and INFLATABLE SATELLITE DISHES.

Steven will be planting trees at the park tomorrow, on ARBOR DAY, to earn community service hours (No, he didn't get a DUI) his school requires 16 hours per school year...

Mercedes builds the WORLD's UGLIEST CAR, based on a tropical fish. Great drag coeeficient of 0.06 which, I read, is close to perfect, alongside a water droplet.

My Windows On The World

You wouldn't believe the stuff I see on a daily basis here at Advanced Video
Right now, on Monitor 1, a guy is taping a girl he met in acting class... I think they just finished bumping uglies, and she's showing him with her finger in her mouth, some other skills she has waiting for him... Big deal, right? Except this guy with the camera is an A-LIST star. Don't ask me to tell who it is... I am ethical...
Over the years, I've transferred footage that easily could've ended up on TMZ.com, but never have.. Starlets having drinking parties with their friends... talking about guys.... performance artists who always end up naked on tape, for no good reason at all... Hunters shooting lions illegally (although I can't prove it, or I'd turn him in) in Africa... Circus footage of elephant mistreatment..
Celebs home movies, the births of their children, their trips to places far and wide... Many days here, all the monitors are filled with people going places I'll never go, doing things I'll probably never do... If I let it, it would really depress me... but usually, I'm just glad I got to see places in the world the same way all the celebs do... They have the same problems with hair dryers in hotels, and forgetting where they left their stuff in the room.. The same dinners out that should be amazing and magical, but end up looking fairly ordinary on tape... Yes, I get to go along for the ride, but many times, I think, if I could choose to be there with them at that moment,.... I'd pass.... except for tape with the girl who is showing the guy her finger.

Stream Of Consciousness

Boy, it sure must suck to be Alec Baldwin, or his daughter right about now...
I'm going to find out how to block calls on Sona's Cingular phone from some nitwit Mexican girl who says she's selling tamales, and then starts babbling incoherently... (The mexican, not Sona.) I hope Steven can do well on the Presidential Fitness test Monday... You can't really study for that one... I don't think I ever got one of those awards... It is freaking COLD here in L.A. in late April... Miserable windy wet cold...
Anyone know how to help me kick my dogs habit of humping the lawn furniture padding? I'm not gonna be sitting on that Chaise lounge any time soon... "Drive" on FOX is way too convoluted and stupid to invest any more time on... And you thought "Lost" was tricky... Sheepskin slippers really don't keep your feet as warm as you'd think, they start to retain moisture and get your feet colder than if they were bare...
On that note... time to go make the donuts... Have a great weekend.. Here's a gallery of Hot Moms.

Welcome Worldwide Visitors

Since I began aimlessly typing about things I thought were cool blogging, the blog has been seen by automated bots real human beings from all over the place... I now know WHERE they came from. Now I just gotta figure out WHY? Either way, thanks for dropping in, and if you are returning, thanks even more......

MY VALUED READERS ALL GATHERED IN VEGAS, FOR THE FIRST ANNUAL BIG PEN PALLOOZA.. I bought everyone a roll of nickels and turned em loose. Below are locales of my visitors... an odd assortment...

Houston, Texas
India Bangalore, Karnataka
United Kingdom Basildon, Thurrock
Mountain View,
San Diego,
Noblesville, Indiana
Canada Richmond, British Columbia
United Kingdom Gosport, Portsmouth
New Orleans, Louisiana
United Kingdom Middleton, Oldham
Canada Leduc, Alberta
France Paris, Ile-de-France
United Kingdom
United Kingdom Milton Keynes
Erie, Colorado
Denver, Colorado
Skokie, Illinois
Athens, Georgia
Tarzana, CA
China
China Beijing
Denver, Colorado
Mountain View,
Japan Yokohama, Kanagawa
East Meadow, New York
Spain Derio, Pais Vasco
Tooele, Ut
Colona, Illinois
Brooklyn, New York
New York
Fairfax, Virginia
Switzerland Zurich
India New Delhi, Delhi
Washington, District of Columbia
Brighton, Massachusetts
Erie, Colorado
Sugar Land, Texas
Anchorage, Alaska
Sweden Uppsala, Uppsala Lana
China Beijing
China
Littleton, Colorado
Erie, Colorado
Terre Haute, Indiana
Chesapeake, Virginia
Coldwater, Michigan
Hong Kong Hong Kong
China Hunan, Fujian
China Beijing
India Delhi
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Morocco
Morocco
Mexico Monterrey, Nuevo Leon
Yemen Sana, Hadramawt
China Shandong, Fujian
Brazil
China Beijing
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China Beijing
Brazil
Finland Kouvola, Southern Finland
New York
Littleton, Colorado
Plano, Texas

Stream Of Consciousness No. 1

New Feature Here: Once a week, I'll simply type in STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS.....
God Help me.... that is, if there is one... why do I wonder? Because a wind storm just blew through here, ripping a 6 story tall fabric iPod ad off the side of a building, blowing it into traffic on Highland Ave., covering up 2 or 3 cars, forcing them to brake, and ...................... what are the odds of that one?
Why in the hell haven't I won the Supper Lotto Jackpot yet? I've probably bet about $100 total over the years... Do I even win a freakin' $2 booby prize?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a KKK member? I guy who burns a question mark in your front yard................
If my damn dog piddles on someones bedspread again, I ......can't type that......
I wonder if this Gawd-awful spending bill that funds the troops, and gives $100 million for those SOB politicians to have their party conventions, will pass? Will they need to roll out that "Weekend at Bernie's" Senator from North Dakota, and have Ted Kennedy lift the guy's hand up with kite string? .................
24 is actually starting to.. suck this season... They've Got Ricky Schroeder? As a tough guy? Facts of Life kid, Ricky Schroeder???? Come on?? Plot is getting predictable and outlandish at the same time... Waking up the President from a coma so he can stop us from nuking Saudi Arabia? Wasn't that on General Hospital last week?....
Dennis Miller's debut was kinda boring. I had hoped for more out of him. I was hoping he'd be as brutal on the FAR left as Bill Maher is on the ENTIRE right..
Gotta remember to not eat donuts ANYMORE... besides the fat, I'm having an insane allergy attack. My customers think I'm on coke right now, sniffing every 4 seconds....
Better finish this up and get back to work.... Sure hope someone actually posts comments some YEAR, besides good old Clark.
LATER. CJG