Stream Of Consciousness No. 1

New Feature Here: Once a week, I'll simply type in STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS.....
God Help me.... that is, if there is one... why do I wonder? Because a wind storm just blew through here, ripping a 6 story tall fabric iPod ad off the side of a building, blowing it into traffic on Highland Ave., covering up 2 or 3 cars, forcing them to brake, and ...................... what are the odds of that one?
Why in the hell haven't I won the Supper Lotto Jackpot yet? I've probably bet about $100 total over the years... Do I even win a freakin' $2 booby prize?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a KKK member? I guy who burns a question mark in your front yard................
If my damn dog piddles on someones bedspread again, I ......can't type that......
I wonder if this Gawd-awful spending bill that funds the troops, and gives $100 million for those SOB politicians to have their party conventions, will pass? Will they need to roll out that "Weekend at Bernie's" Senator from North Dakota, and have Ted Kennedy lift the guy's hand up with kite string? .................
24 is actually starting to.. suck this season... They've Got Ricky Schroeder? As a tough guy? Facts of Life kid, Ricky Schroeder???? Come on?? Plot is getting predictable and outlandish at the same time... Waking up the President from a coma so he can stop us from nuking Saudi Arabia? Wasn't that on General Hospital last week?....
Dennis Miller's debut was kinda boring. I had hoped for more out of him. I was hoping he'd be as brutal on the FAR left as Bill Maher is on the ENTIRE right..
Gotta remember to not eat donuts ANYMORE... besides the fat, I'm having an insane allergy attack. My customers think I'm on coke right now, sniffing every 4 seconds....
Better finish this up and get back to work.... Sure hope someone actually posts comments some YEAR, besides good old Clark.
LATER. CJG