Jun 29, 2007

"TIVO" for the Web: My Beta Test first Impressions


I told you guys about a new website/software app called VEOH. It is a quick downlaod, easily installed, and gives you the look and feel of TIVO, whilst it searches out all the cluttered, ugly interfaces such as Google Video, YouTube, MetaCaafe and others, including TV NETWORK websites, and presents it in an elegant user interface.. There is NO GOING back to individual website surfing for video THIS IS THE BOMB!
It is configurable, allows you to store favorite clips you find, choose from video blogs, podcasts, create playlists of videos and much more...
107 Channels are available on the Channels Page.. some channels are:
National Lampoon
High Times Pot Cast
G4TV
TV Guide
NCAA
PBS/CBS/NBC/ABC/Fox/CW
Sportsbabes (LOVED IT)
News For Blondes
Wine Library TV
EcoGeeks
Billboard
MTV
I highly recommend it.

Your Next Ink Cartridge: Encrption Locked

My thimble-sized ink cartridge from HP costs $22 for black, 27 for color, and can be blown out with a 35 page color project. If I buy Office Depot's version, I save a big $4.... If I try remanufactured cartridges next time, the printer will tell me to piss off..... because it knows its not an HP cartridge... Bastards!

Hewlett-Packard, the biggest PC maker in the world, actually makes the most profit from its printer business: 46 percent of its total earnings in the most recent fiscal quarter were generated by its Imaging and Printing Group. And ink is a key.
Cryptography is a method of encrypting data so that only a specific, private key can unlock, or decrypt, the information. It's used in everything from credit cards to digital media. CRI plans to create a secure chip that will allow only certain ink cartridges to communicate with certain printers. Starting in early 2008.

The Gallatin Backpack!


Coleman Exponent 2L Gallatin Hydration System

I shoulda been on American Inventor... (actually... some OTHER
Gallatin came up with this ingenious
way to keep drinking water while on casual hikes, without stopping to open bottles and stuff... You have a constant flow of H2O avail. via a straw... from Coleman ($27.95 at Amazon)

Moisture management polyester mesh on back panel and shoulder strap > Omni-directional bite valve

Jun 25, 2007

2 Jokes

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, Chris, he went to the store."
"Well, do you mind if I wait?"
"No, come on in."
They sit down and the friend says, "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I've ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Sara thinks about this for a second and figures, what the hell, a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows him one. He thanks her and promptly throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, " They are just so beautiful! I've got to see them both. I'll give you another hundred if I could just see them both together."
Sara say what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another hundred bucks on the table and says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about this for a second and says, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"




A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway butt naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"


The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says... "Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk!"

Jun 24, 2007

Wii: Now I Get It


Since its launch last October(?), The Nintendo Wii has made fools out of Microsoft and Sony, outselling them both... I've seen Nintendo systems in the past, and they kinda sucked. I thought the Wii was selling because people couldn't afford $599 for a PS3 or $400 for an XBox 360... Nope. it's because it is playable by ANYONE. Our family played TOGETHER for 2 hours last night, and it is a great bonding tool, unlike other game systems where a kid closets himself for hours....I am amazed at how realistic the bowling is... At $4.50-$6.00 a game at the alley, I just might be done renting shoes....
$300... plus extra controllers...
We're taking it to a pool party today. The pool will be empty. Photo at left is of someone's Grandma playing... Get off yer butts people.. Time to Wii.
We've officially got a new gadget-related medical term on our hands people, coined by Dr. Julio Bonis, who woke up one morning and realized his Wii was causing him sports-injury like symptoms. Wiiitis is the name, learn it well. it has been canonized in a letter published by the New England Journal of Medicine, Unfortunately, the treatment may be worse than the disease for some: Bonis prescribed "ibuprofen for one week, as well as complete abstinence from playing Wii video games".

Wanna see what the gameplay looks like? CLICK HERE.
It is an EXERCISE machine...
(And I need it..) It comes with 5 games, in Wii Sports: (In order of my favorite)
Bowling / Tennis / Golf / Baseball / Boxing

Picture of the Month: The Car Grill


A guy actually sliced his old car into 3rds, and kept the front, and turned it into a barbecue grill....

Jun 23, 2007

Clinton Joke


Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first
row, with the Secret Service agents directly behind them. One of the
Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at
the agent, and shakes his head.

The agent then says, "Mr. Clinton, it was at the unanimous request of
the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him
the fans would love it!

Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, " Okay, if that's what the people
want."

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of
her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the
field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming, "I'll kill you!"

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering,
hooting & hollering, and exchanging high-fives.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the
agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much
everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first
pitch."

CAMPFIRE: Instant Messaging On the Next Level

I heard about an innovative company, 37 Signals, that has 6 free web 2.0 applications that are SIMPLE, and cool... The one that I want to try out with FRIENDS and FAMILY is Campfire....
Instant messaging is great for one-on-one chats, but it's not ideal for groups of three or more. Further, instant messaging is network dependent — if you are on AIM, and your co-worker is on MSN or Skype, you can't instant message. Campfire is network-agnostic, optimized for groups, and only requires a web browser.
It's elegant, easy, and web-based. You don't need to download, install, or configure anything (no IT department required!). All you need is a modern web browser and an internet connection.

Jun 22, 2007

YouTube: So YESTERDAY.. You Want Veoh TV


I am not one to hype just any new product or website... I'm pretty picky... tough to impress..
I was IMPRESSED with TIVO in 1999.. IMPRESSED with Microsoft Suface... in 07...And I'm IMPRESSED with Veoh TV (Developed by Michael Eisner, Former Disney CEO).
It looks beautiful, and the video is nice... THIS is what internet video was supposed to be... it blows YouTube away...
Check it out here....

Jun 21, 2007

Truthful Wedding Nuptuals


Pretty damn hilarious clip that tells it like it is... for some.
My blog now has DIRECT VIDEO UPLOAD features... so more video entries are coming... Most, if not all, will be under 90 seconds.... Cheers.

AFI's Updated List of 100 Best All-Time

Four new entries from the years 2001 to present were added to the 100... 16 films previously on the list in 1997 were eliminated... New entries: Lord of the Rings, Titanic, Saving Private Ryan, and The Sixth Sense.


1. "Citizen Kane," 1941.

2. "The Godfather," 1972.

3. "Casablanca," 1942.

4. "Raging Bull," 1980.

5. "Singin' in the Rain," 1952.

6. "Gone With the Wind," 1939.

7. "Lawrence of Arabia," 1962.

8. "Schindler's List," 1993.

9. "Vertigo," 1958.

10. "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.

11. "City Lights," 1931.

12. "The Searchers," 1956.

13. "Star Wars," 1977.

14. "Psycho," 1960.

15. "2001: A Space Odyssey," 1968.

16. "Sunset Blvd.", 1950.

17. "The Graduate," 1967.

18. "The General," 1927.

19. "On the Waterfront," 1954.

20. "It's a Wonderful Life," 1946.

21. "Chinatown," 1974.

for 21-100 CLICK HERE.

Advice From 8-11 Yr. Olds to Parents

I stumbled across a section in the Daily News where children can tell their parents a thing or two. You know, give advice to us old Folks...

"I will tell them to spend more time with their children...Don't drive really fast why? Because you'll get pulled over or you will crash into a car.... Mom and dad stop smoking... Please don't talk on the phone while driving, and make more time for yourselves to relax and do nothing on Sundays ...Let us stay up late on weekends... Spend more time with me... Put on gloves when you're working with wood or you might get a splinter... exercise more... really celebrate your birthday when it is your turn... don't embarrass me... get off the computer... go to bed earlier so you feel good the next day... my mom needs to quit smoking and my dad needs to get more exercise...don't force your child to eat something they don't want to eat... go out three times a month and have fun... make a water balloon launcher...don't ever pinch a little kid's cheeks or talk in baby talk to them... my mom should play more with my brother and I because watching a lot of food channels is weird... play with me more, instead of watching TV together, let's play softball on the front yard...
and there you have it..

Music Royalties: Am I Helping My Favorite Bands?

I have been using Rhapsody, from Real Networks for about a couple of years now, and began to wonder if I've been shortchanging my favorite bands of their hard earned dough. Rhapsody allows me to listen to pretty much anything I want all day for $9.99 per month. I don't get to download the music like Itunes listeners do, and that's OK. still, I wondered how much does Porcupine Tree get paid when I listen to "your blackest eyes?" it turns out that royalty models are varied and meager. in most instances, the band gets paid between one half of a penny to three cents per stream of a song.....

My research led me to one web site that was analyzing new ways to pay bands for their efforts:

Let's take a look at a specific example, Synchronicity, the final studio album by the Police, released in 1983. According to Last.fm, the online music community and listener-tracking site, 68,247 members have listened to the Police recently and tracks from Synchronicity have been spun 44,624 times. (No doubt a very small percentage of total listeners worldwide, but it's probably safe to assume that their collective listening habits mirror the total audience for the band.) As you might guess, the hit single "Every Breath You Take" is the most-listened to song on the album, accounting for 14,281 recent listens by Last.fm members. And "Mother," guitarist Andy Summer's sole songwriting contribution to the disc is the least popular with just 1,154 listens (sorry, Andy).

Multiply $9.99 by each song's percentage of total plays for all of the songs on the album and you get a price list that looks like this:

Synchronicity, the Police, Priced By Listening Habits
Song Price $
Every Breath You Take 3.20
King of Pain 1.67
Wrapped Around Your Finger 1.41
Synchronicity II 0.90
Tea in the Sahara 0.80
Synchronicity I 0.41
Murder by Numbers 0.35
Walking in Your Footsteps 0.35
O My God 0.33
Miss Gradenko 0.32
Mother 0.26
Based on Last.fm listening statistics as of 1/26/2006

This isn't going to work. The first big problem is that the $3.20 price for "Every Breath You Take" would be unpalatable to consumers (and very likely to drive customers who would've paid 99 cents for the song straight to a file-sharing service). Also, it exceeds any price the major labels would consider for a single-song download. And for a band that was truly a one hit wonder, a single song might account for even a larger portion of the $9.99 album price. Then you have the potential problem of unpopular tracks being priced below the statutory mechanical royalty rate.

Clearly, a straight-line popularity pricing strategy isn't the answer. You might instead start with a minimum track price and adjust upward based on track popularity, or perhaps set a maximum price for the most popular track, say $1.99, and work your way down to price the remaining tracks.

Yet even with such modifications, there's another issue, a band might release a song on several albums -- on the original album, as part of a greatest hits collection, etc. While "Every Breath You Take" accounts for around 32% of the tracks plays of the Synchronicity album, in the context of the Police's greatest hits CD, it accounts for fewer spins. Popularity would have to be considered in the context of a band's entire catalog. The problem is, overall song popularity changes over time and very suddenly whenever a band releases a new album.

Finally, how could this method work for new releases? A record label might choose the "singles" from a new album before its release date, but there's no way to accurately predict which songs fans will, on average, listen to the most.

So I'm nixing song popularity as the basis for individual track pricing. Stay tuned for Part III of this series and a proposed pricing plan that would maintain the $9.99 album price, give the labels more money for the most popular tracks, yet still keep music fans happy.

Jun 20, 2007

The Road To Surrender Commemorative Plates



MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE I'VE NEVER MET:
DENNIS PRAGER

DENNIS MILLER

Dennis Miller Unloads on Harry Reid

Quotes

Ten George Bush Quotes
Ten Inspirational Quotes
Ten Mark Twain Quotes
Ten Fatherhood Quotes

There's a new Firefox Browser extension to make it more family friendly:
Glubble is a free tool that permits each member of the family to have their own custom environment, so that when kids use it they only see the very best parts of the Internet based on selections made by their parents or supplied by trusted family brands.

T Shirt Slogans I'm Too Old To Wear

Procrastinate Now

In America Anyone Can Be President
That's One of the Risks You Take.

Hard work has a future payoff
Laziness pays off now.

Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn't work anyway!

I'm sorry My fault
I forgot you were an idiot.

Letterman Top 10 Favorite Bush Moments

Jun 13, 2007

HGTV Dreamhome: Oregon


I just found out that a good friend's TV series she produced is re-airing this summer. It's a ten-part series that follows a couple in Portland Oregon as they tear down most of their existing home to build an extensive remodel and zany antics ensue, not to mention endless schedule and budget pressure and a surprise pregnancy.

Airtime is 11pm ET/PT, 9pm Mountain on the following Sundays:

Episode 1 – Sunday, July 8
thru
Episode 10 – Sunday, September 9

Jun 12, 2007

Steven's Graduation Day



DOUBLE-CLICK the clip if it fails to load. It never loaded when I clicked on it. Thanks You Tube.
Remember, if you only want to see STEVEN related stuff, you can SEARCH my blog by keyword at the top of this page, where it says SEARCH BLOG. (Enter Steven) Or if you ONLY want the funny videos I post, search for COMEDY VIDEO.

Jun 11, 2007

Steven in 6th Grade: 4 Pix

Playing Backgammon
Sept. 2006

With his Baboog, at Cousin Daniel's Debutante Ball, Mar. 2007

With his mom, same night.

With his Cousin, Daniel T.
Graduation coverage comes tomorrow...

Top 100 Best Selling Albums of All Time

1. 28 Million - EAGLES/THEIR GREATEST HITS 1971 - 1975 - EAGLES - ASYLUM
2. 27 Million - THRILLER - JACKSON, MICHAEL - EPIC
3. 23 Million - THE WALL - PINK FLOYD - COLUMBIA
4. 22 Million - LED ZEPPELIN IV - LED ZEPPELIN - ATLANTIC
5. 21 Million - BACK IN BLACK - AC/DC - EPIC
6. 21 Million - GREATEST HITS VOLUME I & VOLUME II - JOEL, BILLY - COLUMBIA
7. 20 Million - COME ON OVER - TWAIN, SHANIA - MERCURY NASHVILLE
8. 19 Million - THE BEATLES - BEATLES, THE - APPLE
9. 19 Million - RUMOURS - FLEETWOOD MAC - WARNER BROS.
10. 17 Million - BOSTON - BOSTON - EPIC
11. 17 Million - THE BODYGUARD (SOUNDTRACK) - HOUSTON, WHITNEY - ARISTA
12. 16 Million - THE BEATLES 1967 - 1970 - BEATLES, THE - APPLE
13. 16 Million - NO FENCES - BROOKS, GARTH - CAPITOL
14. 16 Million - HOTEL CALIFORNIA - EAGLES - ASYLUM
15. 16 Million - CRACKED REAR VIEW - HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH - ATLANTIC
16. 16 Million - GREATEST HITS - JOHN, ELTON - MCA
17. 16 Million - JAGGED LITTLE PILL - MORISSETTE, ALANIS - MAVERICK
18. 15 Million - THE BEATLES 1962 - 1966 - BEATLES, THE - APPLE
19. 15 Million - SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER (SOUNDTRACK) - BEE GEES - RSO
20. 15 Million - DOUBLE LIVE - BROOKS, GARTH - CAPITOL NASHVILLE
21. 15 Million - APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION - GUNS 'N ROSES - GEFFEN
22. 15 Million - PHYSICAL GRAFFITI - LED ZEPPELIN - SWAN SONG
23. 15 Million - DARK SIDE OF THE MOON - PINK FLOYD - HARVEST
24. 15 Million - SUPERNATURAL - SANTANA - ARISTA
25. 15 Million - BORN IN THE U.S.A. - SPRINGSTEEN, BRUCE - COLUMBIA
26. 14 Million - BACKSTREET BOYS - BACKSTREET BOYS - JIVE
27. 14 Million - ROPIN' THE WIND - BROOKS, GARTH - CAPITOL
28. 14 Million - BAT OUT OF HELL - MEAT LOAF - CLEVELAND INTERNATIONAL
29. 14 Million - METALLICA - METALLICA - ELEKTRA


For the rest, CLICK HERE.

Jun 10, 2007

Steven's 6th Grade Graduation: A Big Deal

Yesterday was quite a day around here at the G household. Steven's graduation was a 2 hour affair, and as a proud parent of an HONOR ROLL student, I enjoyed all of it... Right about now, you're thinking:
"6th Grade Graduation Ceremony? Are you kidding me?" Get a life!"
Well I felt that way too, until I considered that this event is every bit as big as a 12th grade or college graduation.. Here's Why: Steven has been in the same school with the SAME kids for 8 years now.. He will never be with a set of the same kids this long ever again... These kids have known each other since they were 4! That's 2/3 of their short lives.... You better believe this is an emotional event for them.. Of the 50 kids in the 2 classes, only 10 will continue to the Junior High Steven will attend... There were plenty of glassy eyes, including mine... Pictures and video to follow on Tuesday.
Cleaning out the junk drawer of old blog entries, and resurrected two old links that are worth revisiting...

Remember, if you only weant to see STEVEN related stuff, you can SEARCH my blog by keyword at the top of this page, where it says SEARCH BLOG.

Wired Magazine: 42 Things We Don't Know
Funny Junk.com

Jun 7, 2007

MIT Scientists invent Wi tricity (Wireless AC!!!)

They sent power 7 feet across a room, allowing it to turn on a light bulb... This invention might just rival Edisons!!! No more batteries needed indoors. No more AC cables... Portable devices charge themselves... Buck Rogers stuff............

Read about it here.

Los Angeles Traffic Ideas

An artical in the Daily News called for suggestions, no matter how odd, on how to fix some of L.A.'s worst traffic situations...

How about these?
--- Make Victory Blvd. a one way WESTBOUND St. with Van Owen a 1 way Eastbound. ($$$)
--- Install overhead pedestrian walkways at the corner of Highland Ave. and Hollywood Blvd. (a la Las Vegas) Highland is virtually the only way out of Hollywood... and with the Kodak Theatre crowds...($$)
--- Extend Reseda Blvd. south from the valley into Brentwood at Palisades Drive...($$$$$)
--- Straighten and widen the 2 freeway so it can actually get people from Pasadena to Acton in 40 minutes. ($$$$)
--- Creat a REAL Mulholland Tunnel. Extend Barham Blvd. in Universal City under the hills, and connect to La Brea Ave. ($$$)
--- Synchronize some frakkin' lights. ($)
--- Extend the 91 Freeway WEST all the way to the 405, instead of just to the 110.
--- Build small "pull out lanes" for ALL the BUS STOPS, so they are out of traffic while waiting on passengers. Right now, buses are just rolling miniature Sig alerts.
--- Tunnel under the existing 2 Freeway in Echo Park to build a REAL freeway connecting the 5 and 101. ($$$)
--- Build 2 additional "fly-over intersections" on La Cienega, allowing it to continue all the way to the 10 Freeway, bypassing Rodeo, Jefferson and Adams Blvds. ($$$$$)

--- Allow all cars to use the Diamond Lanes subject to this system:
If your license plate ends in:
0,1 Use it on Monday
2,3 Use it on Tuesday
4,5 Use it on Weds.
6,7 Use it on Thurs.
8,9 Use it on Fri.
(i.e. 1GRE546 solo driver can join the lucky ones in the HOV lane ONLY on Thursdays.)

--- Or we could just start shooting people that get in the way, or do other stupid things. Wait... we already tried that.

Jun 6, 2007

David Blaine Parody...



My client Mitch Silpa posted this hilarious spoof
(i hate that word... it's so fem..) on David Blaine..
Enjoy.... (TRT: 4:30)

The Gigapixel Project: Close Your Drapes!


Finally, a non-political post! I'm trying to get away from the madness that is Washington D.C. So I send you across the country to San Diego, for a picture... scroll down the page for a shudder... Picture taken from 4 miles away shows guy working on his laptop in a hotel room.

Jun 5, 2007

Deals Of The Week


Intriguing Deals Here...

Sony Mini DV Camcorder: $217.00
8GB USB thumbdrive: $49
5.1 Megapixel Camera: $69
Color Picture Printer: $ 24.99