The Roses Want a Car...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.... May your year turn out better than these two's........

Steven - 2 Pics... Year to Year

Top- Steven (Patriot FAN) in 5th grade
Below - 6th Grade Picture..

Holiday Shopping Guide 1

Good Grief..
So far, I've written 12 posts, generated 5 comments (from just 2 people) and made myself laugh about 100 times, looking at some of the stuff on this blog...Still haven't heard from any viewers... tough room... tough room...Oh well... Random thoughts.......Advanced Video is doing reasonably well these days.. My wish: to take the boy to an NFL football game... (Unbelievably expensive, especially factoring in traveling, since this God-forsaken city can't muster up a franchise... How PATHETIC is LA?????

The Christmas Holiday season is upon us, so I have a couple gift ideas and a couple funny vids...
First off, a video with a dog WAYYYY smarter than mine...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6T_pqCfOhs

Secondly, I'm sure you've wondered if animals are gay.... Well here is the answer you've been searching for...
http://www.livescience.com/bestimg/result.php?back=gay_jap_macaque_03.jpg&cat=gayanimals

Gift Idea No. 1:
For kids who have to spend too much time in the car, and wish they could watch their favorite tv shows.... get them what is basically a TIVO -to Go for kids... the RIP ROAR VIDEOFREE, $129, from Wal-Mart.
http://www.riproarmedia.com/html/spec.html

Gift Idea No. 2: Addictive strategy game, BLOKUS.. Learn to play in 45 seconds...
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2267538&cp=2255956.2269725.2269733&fbn=%7CAward+Winners&f=PAD%2FTRU+Age+Filter%2F12-14+Years&f=PAD%2FAward+Winner%2FYes&fbc=1&categoryId=2269733&parentPage=search


Finally, if you love FIREFOX, and you don't like being Apple's Beeootch.... (i.e. iTunes)
check out Mozilla's NEW Competitor to iTunes and Windows Media Player... It's called Songbird... still in Beta..
http://www.songbirdnest.com/screencast

Steven.. Ready For Action.. at Summer Camp 2006

Immigration Gumballs

This is a MUST SEE video for anyone interested in the immigration debate, whether you are a citizen, an illegal alien or a Congressman.Although it is a little slow in the first two minutes, stick with it and...... wow...He uses standard statistics and simple gumballs to show this disaster in the making.

Shameless Humor

Count the F's in the BOLD text below:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

Managed it?
Scroll down only after you have counted them!

How many are there?

3

4

nope..

6.

2 Quick jokes....

1. A guy walks into the psychiatrist
   wearing only Saran Wrap shorts.
   The Shrink says, "Well I can clearly see your nuts".
2. I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day, but I couldn't find any....
3. In order to test the validity of horoscopes, an advertisement was placed in a Paris newspaper (Ici Paris) in 1979. A free, personal horoscope was offered to anyone who would report back on how accurate it had been.
   
   Of the first 150 people who replied, 94 percent declared that it exactly fit their circumstances, their personalities, and the events of their lives. In addition, 90 percent of their friends and family agreed with this assessment.
   
   Later, those who placed the ad revealed that everyone had been sent, not a personalized horoscope, but the same one. And it was disclosed that it was one prepared for a mass murderer.
   

Seriously Funny Stuff.. And More!

Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden Is In Love With You

10. He carved your initials in an infidel
9. Always gets the camel washed and waxed before he picks you up
8. Never forgets to release an Al-Jazeera video on your birthday
7. You say you enjoy Barry Manilow -- next day he sends you Barry Manilow's ear
6. Orders 1 goat milk, 2 straws
5. Says only thing hotter than your body is his scorching hatred for the Zionists
4. Get a romantic greeting card that reads, "You jihad me at 'Hello'"
3. He lets you call him "Ossie"
2. New intelligence reports put his whereabouts at Zales
1. He says every time he thinks of you, there's an uprising in his pants

More Comedy Here... I was driving to work, and heard this call, made by a muslim
to a legal help show, "Handel on the Law"... Very, very funny..

http://odeo.com/show/2641353/1236653/download.mp3

And after that..... visual comedy...
If you are drinking a soda, put it down before watching the clips at
www.nobodyswatching.tv

Especially the LOST clip... You will have 7-Up shooting out your nose...
Extremely funny clips, from the Creator of SCRUBS, which returns Thursdays, Nov. 30.

Who do you listen to, if you listen to talk radio?
My favorites, in order...with info for STREAMING audio.
Doug MacIntyre www.kabc.com

When he gets on a rant, he makes Dennis Miller envious,..

Dennis Prager http://www2.krla870.com/listen/
He has converted many liberals to Conservatism using calm, clear passionate logic.
He is a must-listen for any friends you have who HATE conservatives, like Rush.

Michael Medved http://www2.krla870.com/listen/
He allows a ton of people who disagree with him on, creating pretty lively arguments..
Michael Savage www.michaelsavage.com

Bill Handel www.kfi640.com
Coming in a couple weeks, my "mother of all rants" via video, so one needn't spend 15 minutes reading what's wrong with the world.. they can just watch...
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Wanna see the Tech Innovation of the year?
http://www.popsci.com/popsci/flat/bown/2006/product_75.html

Wanna see Time's List of the 50 Coolest Websites?

Come back here when you're done... That oughta take a coupla weeks..
http://www.time.com/time/2006/50coolest/index.html

Score!

1st of 2 pretty funny clips