24 Getting Itself Into Trouble

I think the reason that 24 is so inconsistent this season is because they bumped off the majority of the characters that people cared about last season. Last season was great, but the problems started back then, not during this season.

They also have too many characters this season.

There is not enough time in an hour long show to make all of these characters multi-dimensional. Karen Hayes ends up in an airport for two episodes waiting for a plane, give me a break. Where is Jack's dad? Is Jack going to smooch with his dead brother's wife?

I agree about not knowing President Logan's status or what has happened to Martha and Aaron.

They had a chance to make CTU relevant when that British sounding dude (Johnson) was in a position to blackmail Ricky/Mike. But they finished off that storyline right then and there by having Mike coming forward and clearing Nadia. That story had a lot more potential.

I kinda wish all of Season 6 had been about Jack figuring a way out of a Chinese prison, and getting out of the country.... THAT, woulda been a nice break from the formula.

Lost: Back In The Game!

I double-checked, and tonight's episode of Lost was not directed by George Lucas. It just felt that way a few times, with its "special edition"-like splicing in of newbies Nikki and Paolo into old footage.
While that was a nice piece of editing, particularly in the crash scene, showing Keile Sanchez, pictured left, wandering around the wreckage walking right past it has to be asked: Is this a dirty trick on the part of the show's producers? Nope... It just shows that EVERY stinkin' thing said or shown on this show has a reason for it... EVERYTHING... This show is deeper than a Fellini film... Locke saying: "Nothing on this island stays buried." Seemed to be an innocuous statement about the diamonds being buried by Paolo.. But he was likely referring to their demise at the end of the episode... Awesome foreshadowing in the writing all over the place... Many fans said THIS episode was predictable... WTF?
If they are THAT smart? They should all be writing their doctoral theses at night, instead of watching TV.... Loved how they expanded Nikki's role apparently I am the ONLY one....... Loved her in the ill-fated WB show Related... Hope she digs herself out of the sand...

Prison Break In Fine Form

In one sublime early scene of Monday (March 26) night's Prison Break, viewers were treated to the following puzzle: T-Bag fled a Panamanian hotel followed by the two least stealthy G-men ever. Those two were, in turn, followed by Michael, Sucre and Bellick, blending in every bit as poorly. Those fugitives were, in turn, followed by Mahone, twitchy and out-of-place as ever. And Mahone, finally, was being followed by Lincoln, eyes bugging with a "I was nearly on a boat to total freedom and now I have to trail my baby brother through the streets of the Third World country" fury. It became a delicious Prison Break conga line.

Ernest Van Leeuwen - Gone at 94

"Ernie" passed quietly this morning, one month after suffering a mild stroke. He was a genuinely nice man, a courageous marathon runner, and a pioneer in the retail video business. He was one amazing character, seemingly without an enemy in the world, and without the slightest hint of guile in his actions. Ernie was a rarity in Los Angeles: A REAL PERSON.
He cared deeply about the Earth's resources and overpopulation, and most of his free time in his later years was dedicated to spreading the word about it. He was the oldest participant in the L.A. Marathon the last 4 years he ran it. He had been in training for this years run, but it wasn't in the cards. He was, along with Rod, like a father to me, and will be missed.

Couch For Sale

Couch - Very Uncomfortable, Red - $3.75

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(From Craigslist)

Hello. Here is my couch. I hate this couch and it needs to get out of my house. It is the worst couch I have ever seen. I sat on it and now I'm in a back brace. I let my dog have the couch, but then he died on it, so I don't really need it anymore. I miss my dog and I hate this couch. I'm asking $3.75 for the couch because thats how much Buck's favorite chew toy cost me each month. However, I'll consider other offers. I would just throw this couch into the river, but I hurt my back sitting on the couch.

A little more about the couch:
I bought it 3 months ago.
I paid $900
It came from this swanky furniture place
I hate the couch
It is uncomfortable and will probably put you in a back brace

Summer Movie Preview

Summer Movie Preview
2007 will bring us what could possibly be the last film of the Spider-Man franchise, Spider-Man 3, as well as the third Shrek, Pirates of the Caribbean, Bourne and Ocean's movies, the fourth film of the Die Hard series, and the fifth installment of the Harry Potter saga.

A couple of new franchises are also launching this year: Transformers and His Dark Materials (the first film being The Golden Compass).

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• "The Bourne Ultimatum" Movie Preview
  
• "Live Free or Die Hard" Movie Preview
  
• "Evan Almighty" Movie Preview
  
• "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer" Movie Preview
  
• "The Golden Compass" Movie Preview
  
• "Hairspray" Movie Preview
  
• "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" Movie Preview
  
• "Ocean's Thirteen" Movie Preview
  
• "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" Movie Preview
  
• "Shrek the Third" Movie Preview
  
• "Spider-Man 3" Movie Preview
• "Stardust" Movie Preview
  
• "Transformers" Movie Preview
  
• "Underdog" Movie Preview

I think the comedy HIT will be: I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. Starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James. July 21.
For the Trailer, Click Here

Questions

Is anyone else out there having problems with Possums lounging around in their dishwashers?














Has anyone WON at Bullshit Bingo?

Photo Of The Month

How to Draw a Car Using Microsoft Paint

I thought Billy Gates' app was the MOST USELESS they ever created. Apparently I was wrong. All you need is massive amounts of times, patience and graphic skill, of which I possess relatively none.

Welcome Worldwide Visitors

Since I began aimlessly typing about things I thought were cool blogging, the blog has been seen by automated bots real human beings from all over the place... I now know WHERE they came from. Now I just gotta figure out WHY? Either way, thanks for dropping in, and if you are returning, thanks even more......

MY VALUED READERS ALL GATHERED IN VEGAS, FOR THE FIRST ANNUAL BIG PEN PALLOOZA.. I bought everyone a roll of nickels and turned em loose. Below are locales of my visitors... an odd assortment...

Houston, Texas
India Bangalore, Karnataka
United Kingdom Basildon, Thurrock
Mountain View,
San Diego,
Noblesville, Indiana
Canada Richmond, British Columbia
United Kingdom Gosport, Portsmouth
New Orleans, Louisiana
United Kingdom Middleton, Oldham
Canada Leduc, Alberta
France Paris, Ile-de-France
United Kingdom
United Kingdom Milton Keynes
Erie, Colorado
Denver, Colorado
Skokie, Illinois
Athens, Georgia
Tarzana, CA
China
China Beijing
Denver, Colorado
Mountain View,
Japan Yokohama, Kanagawa
East Meadow, New York
Spain Derio, Pais Vasco
Tooele, Ut
Colona, Illinois
Brooklyn, New York
New York
Fairfax, Virginia
Switzerland Zurich
India New Delhi, Delhi
Washington, District of Columbia
Brighton, Massachusetts
Erie, Colorado
Sugar Land, Texas
Anchorage, Alaska
Sweden Uppsala, Uppsala Lana
China Beijing
China
Littleton, Colorado
Erie, Colorado
Terre Haute, Indiana
Chesapeake, Virginia
Coldwater, Michigan
Hong Kong Hong Kong
China Hunan, Fujian
China Beijing
India Delhi
Saudi Arabia Ad Dammam, Ash Sharqiyah
Morocco
Morocco
Mexico Monterrey, Nuevo Leon
Yemen Sana, Hadramawt
China Shandong, Fujian
Brazil
China Beijing
Germany Nrnberg, Bayern
China Beijing
Brazil
Finland Kouvola, Southern Finland
New York
Littleton, Colorado
Plano, Texas

Saudi Road Skaters

and WE'RE the decadent ones.......

How Safe Is YOUR Password?

It will take only 5 minutes for a hacker to crack a 6 letter password using only lowercase letters... How long for yours? How safe is yours?
More info at download squad

Not very 'Typical' Music Vid: It's Backwards.. and Awesome

Here's an eye-opener from Mute Math, who learned the lyrics to "Typical" backwards, shot the whole thing in one take, and then when it was edited, reversed the whole thing and came up with this magnificent and entertaining little piece.. (via Loudbeatz)


If you still want another backwards vid, here's one from Coldplay.

Beer Goggles

Stream Of Consciousness No. 1

New Feature Here: Once a week, I'll simply type in STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS.....
God Help me.... that is, if there is one... why do I wonder? Because a wind storm just blew through here, ripping a 6 story tall fabric iPod ad off the side of a building, blowing it into traffic on Highland Ave., covering up 2 or 3 cars, forcing them to brake, and ...................... what are the odds of that one?
Why in the hell haven't I won the Supper Lotto Jackpot yet? I've probably bet about $100 total over the years... Do I even win a freakin' $2 booby prize?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a KKK member? I guy who burns a question mark in your front yard................
If my damn dog piddles on someones bedspread again, I ......can't type that......
I wonder if this Gawd-awful spending bill that funds the troops, and gives $100 million for those SOB politicians to have their party conventions, will pass? Will they need to roll out that "Weekend at Bernie's" Senator from North Dakota, and have Ted Kennedy lift the guy's hand up with kite string? .................
24 is actually starting to.. suck this season... They've Got Ricky Schroeder? As a tough guy? Facts of Life kid, Ricky Schroeder???? Come on?? Plot is getting predictable and outlandish at the same time... Waking up the President from a coma so he can stop us from nuking Saudi Arabia? Wasn't that on General Hospital last week?....
Dennis Miller's debut was kinda boring. I had hoped for more out of him. I was hoping he'd be as brutal on the FAR left as Bill Maher is on the ENTIRE right..
Gotta remember to not eat donuts ANYMORE... besides the fat, I'm having an insane allergy attack. My customers think I'm on coke right now, sniffing every 4 seconds....
Better finish this up and get back to work.... Sure hope someone actually posts comments some YEAR, besides good old Clark.
LATER. CJG

The Blanket Fort

Spotted on Craigslist.org

Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort

Yes, I know what you’re saying, “dude, that blanket fort sucks.” That would not be the first time I’ve heard such short-sighted criticism. Its structural integrity is dubious at best and there isn’t a whole lot of headroom. But c’mon, it’s not like I’m a freakin’ architect or anything. Besides, this little baby is just a prototype. I have vast resources of cushions for anchoring and blankets in order to maximize square footage. My living room is just waiting to be turned into a totally sweet labyrinth of love.

I am very open to suggestions in respect to design and construction, as I’d like this fort to be a shared vision. Much like the Taj Mahal, its intended that this little beauty will be inspired by a very special lady. Once our shelter is erected, we can move in and work on some of our higher order needs. Or we could just order a pizza and tell ghost stories. Please email me with a picture if you want to be invited to this living room party. It will be sweet.

PS: I’m allowed to have sleepovers.

Goodbye DVD.. We Hardly Knew Ye..

I've been telling my customers that they only need their home-made DVD to last another 3 to 4 years before the prices of flash memory make DVD's obsolete... I forgot about Moore....

This little white rectangular sucker stores 2 Gigabytes (half of what a DVD holds) and is selling for $20.95... In 18 months... bingo... $9.95 for a drive that rivals DVD, that doesn't get scratched, although might get swallowed by the damn dog...

TiVo Rolls Out Video and Photo Sharing Service

Now I can FINALLY rules the airwaves,... bwa ha ha ha ha!!! I can create scads of useless, silly one video per week of something interesting to me and my non-existent growing loyal audience, and put it out there. You can receive the content on your TIVO. If you want all the stuff I create, you can get a SEASON PASS to my content.. Please don't ask for disc two of Girls Gone Wild, I'm not quite... done with it.

Click HERE for the FULL SCOOP on sharing photos and video with Tivo simplicity,

Peyton Manning United Way Video- Sat. Nite Live Style

Very Funny Clip from the recent show...
Incidentally, my long-time client RAINN WILSON, hosts SNL this weekend..

Remote Controlled FULL SIZE Car

Battlestar Galactica: Peabody Award Winner

Surfing the web this morning, I discovered, that in 2005, Sci-fi TV show Battlestar Galactica won a Peabody Award, further fueling my desire to get caught up with the series.. I'm on episode 6. The show is probably airing it's oh, 55th or so this week..
How prestigious, I thought... The PEABODY... Then, I did a quick peek to see what other TV has reached such rarified air..... um............... The air ain't so rare...

SOUTHPARK
BERNIE (Freakin' )MAC
MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE
DEADWOOD
HOUSE
DORA THE EXPLORER
THE WIRE
THE OFFICE (BBC VERSION)
BOOMTOWN
SIX FEET UNDER
BLUES CLUES
BAND OF BROTHERS

THE SIMPSONS
THE X-FILES
LA LAW
FRASIER
MAD ABOUT YOU
THE WEST WING
THE DAILY SHOW
THE SOPRANOS
WALKING WITH DINOSAURS
dozens of others.....
(Including just about every David E. Kelley show that ever aired... He must bribe them..)
Ally McBeal, Boston Public, The Practice, Boston Legal )

It's time for a new award to really separate the wheat from the chaff...

Touchscreen Tablet For Your Laptop or LCD

I've kinda been waiting for something like this for awhile... Turn any PC screen into a touch screen kiosk- kinda thing... for only $130... Now I can tell my clients to just fill out what they want on a PC screen at the front of the store whilst I keep playing Donkey Kong evaluate their master disc for scratches and playback issues..
"Just attaching it on LCD monitor frame and connecting it to USB port, you can enjoy tablet functionality on your laptop monitor." (Via scifitech.com)

Help Fight Alzheimers with your PC

If you leave your PC running for hours at a time unattended, either intentionally or forgetfully, ease your conscience a little by downloading FOLDING AT HOME,
a software app that waits till it sees no activity on your PC for a few minutes, then says, "Hey? Mind if I borrow your brain to run scientific calculations on enzymes and other scientific stuff, so you can avoid having your brain turn to swiss cheese in ten years?"

Weird Combo: Soccer Ball & Batteries

From this packaging, one could assume that Duracell sponsors some variety of soccer somewhere in the world and that nothing special is going on. OR, one could instead assume that soccer balls have required batteries all this time and that's why I've always sucked at soccer.. (via Gizmodo)

Ten Best VIEWER's CHOICE Movies of 2006

From Rotten Tomatoes.com, a clearinghouse of critical reviews and audience polls, comes this list of the Ten Best:
10. Borat: Cultural....
9. Cars
8. United 93
7. V for Vendetta
6. Thank You For Smoking
5. Children of Men
4. The Prestige
3. Casino Royale
2. Little Miss Sunshine
1. The Departed

I've seen #'s 9,6 and 2..... I guess I'll have to change my Netflix Queue around......
Personally, I fell asleep to #6.... tedious.... not funny in the least. I'm surprised by a Bond Film at #3.... Apparently, they've remembered how to make a great Bond movie again. Already wrote loving mention of #2... The ending is PRICELESS..

They also have a list of the 100 WORST OF ALL TIME worth checking out..