Nov 16, 2006

Shameless Humor




Count the F's in the BOLD text below:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS


Managed it?
Scroll down only after you have counted them!

How many are there?

3

4

nope..

6.

2 Quick jokes....
  1. A guy walks into the psychiatrist
    wearing only Saran Wrap shorts.
    The Shrink says, "Well I can clearly see your nuts".
  2. I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day, but I couldn't find any....
  3. In order to test the validity of horoscopes, an advertisement was placed in a Paris newspaper (Ici Paris) in 1979. A free, personal horoscope was offered to anyone who would report back on how accurate it had been.

    Of the first 150 people who replied, 94 percent declared that it exactly fit their circumstances, their personalities, and the events of their lives. In addition, 90 percent of their friends and family agreed with this assessment.

    Later, those who placed the ad revealed that everyone had been sent, not a personalized horoscope, but the same one. And it was disclosed that it was one prepared for a mass murderer.

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