Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden Is In Love With You
10. He carved your initials in an infidel
9. Always gets the camel washed and waxed before he picks you up
8. Never forgets to release an Al-Jazeera video on your birthday
7. You say you enjoy Barry Manilow -- next day he sends you Barry Manilow's ear
6. Orders 1 goat milk, 2 straws
5. Says only thing hotter than your body is his scorching hatred for the Zionists
4. Get a romantic greeting card that reads, "You jihad me at 'Hello'"
3. He lets you call him "Ossie"
2. New intelligence reports put his whereabouts at Zales
1. He says every time he thinks of you, there's an uprising in his pants
More Comedy Here... I was driving to work, and heard this call, made by a muslim
to a legal help show, "Handel on the Law"... Very, very funny..
http://odeo.com/show/2641353/1236653/download.mp3
And after that..... visual comedy...
If you are drinking a soda, put it down before watching the clips at
www.nobodyswatching.tv
Especially the LOST clip... You will have 7-Up shooting out your nose...
Extremely funny clips, from the Creator of SCRUBS, which returns Thursdays, Nov. 30.
Who do you listen to, if you listen to talk radio?
My favorites, in order...with info for STREAMING audio.
Doug MacIntyre www.kabc.com
When he gets on a rant, he makes Dennis Miller envious,..
Dennis Prager http://www2.krla870.com/listen/
He has converted many liberals to Conservatism using calm, clear passionate logic.
He is a must-listen for any friends you have who HATE conservatives, like Rush.
Michael Medved http://www2.krla870.com/listen/
He allows a ton of people who disagree with him on, creating pretty lively arguments..
Michael Savage www.michaelsavage.com
Bill Handel www.kfi640.com
Coming in a couple weeks, my "mother of all rants" via video, so one needn't spend 15 minutes reading what's wrong with the world.. they can just watch...
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Wanna see the Tech Innovation of the year?
http://www.popsci.com/popsci/flat/bown/2006/product_75.html
Wanna see Time's List of the 50 Coolest Websites?
Come back here when you're done... That oughta take a coupla weeks..
http://www.time.com/time/2006/50coolest/index.html
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